Esto parece un foro de promoción de blogs

Y mucho teléfono, anda la cosa comercial machacando de lo lindo, solo oigo ring ring ring ring, entre el viento que golpea las persianas y el maldito ring, no sirven de nada los paracetamoles. Viento y ring, mala combinación.

Dear sir/madam, I am interested to buy wines and spirit from your shop for my daughter's wedding holding on 21st June 2009. I am Mr......., presently on island vacation with my wife.MENU TIPWhite Glove BuffetHors D'oeuvresSoup Booking Request1, 56 Bottles of Red wine2,56 botttles of White wine. kindly get back to me with the total cost.I need a high profile wine so I wIll be glad to recive a suggestion from you regarding better option of wine from your list.My spending range is between 2500 euros to 3000 euro maximum.Get back to me with the total cost so that I can make payment immediately.Get back to me with your Prefered Mode of Payment.1,Certified Secured Check or2,Credit card Payment If you accept check,I expect the check to reflect in your account before delivery to my agent.Do not worry about delivery because my agent will be coming to pick the items up for delivery. I have also made an arrangement with a pre-paid pickup and delivery agent for the pickup and delivery of the wine. I can equally supply my credit card details if you accept that as an alternative to check payment. Thanks and awaiting your kind reply,

Y encima mucho cachondeo en los emails,
mira que acabo de recibir,
o estoy paranoica o es que me huele mal, o es el ring, o es el viento...
Yo a los resfriados les temo, a los blogs no, me siento como bloguera en el agua, lo mio es la comunicación...
No se si llamar a mamá, y crear un blog las dos juntas, sobre como embrujar a los hombres guapos.(A ver si cobro por entradas ya de una vez, y ésto del escribir me da la primera perra, que ya va siendo hora ayyy Dios!!!)

Al de arriba le he dicho que cash or transfer before carried wine!!!
qué narices